Children are funny

Sometimes your own children can be funny. The things that they used to do they now see younger people saying or doing the same things that they did. My daughter has gotten to the point where she’s beginning to say, “Now, back in MY day…” or “Food doesn’t taste as good as it did in MY DAY.” ROFL. Let’s roll Mothers and Fathers! Enjoy it!

Before I go I have a joke for you that my taxi driver told me today.

Forrest Gump dies and goes to heaven. He’s met at the pearly gates by St. Peter himself. The gates are closed however, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper. St. Peter says “Well Forrest, it’s certainly good to see you we’ve heard a lot about you. I must inform you that the place is filling up fast and we’ve been administering entrance examination for everyone. The tests are fairly short but you need to pass before you get into heaven.” Forrest responds “It is sure is good to be here St. Peter. I was looking forward to this. Nobody ever told me about any entrance exams. Shore hope the test ain’t too, my life was a big enough test as it was.” St. Peter goes on “Yes I know Forrest but the test I have for you is only three questions. First, what days of the week begin with a T? Second, how many seconds are there any year? Third, what is God’s first name?” Forrest goes away to think the questions over. He returns the next day and goes up to Saint Peter to try to answer the exam questions. St. Peter waves him up and asks, “Now that you have had a chance to think the questions over what are your answers?”

Forrest says, “Well the first one, how many days of the week begin with a T? Shucks, that one’s easy that’d be ‘today’ and ‘tomorrow.'” The Saints eyes open wide and he exclaims “Forrest that’s not what I was thinking but you do have a point though and I guess I didn’t specify so I’ll who give you a credit for that answer. How’s about the next one?” said St. Peter “How many seconds in a year?” “Now that one’s harder said Forrest. “But I thunk and thunk about that, and I guess the only answer can be 12.” Astounded St. Peter says “12! 12! Forest how in Heaven’s name could you come up with 12 seconds year?” Forrest says, “shucks there’s got to be 12 ,January second, February second, March second…..

“Let’s go with the next and final question.” says St. Peter. “Can you tell me God’s first name?” Forrest says, “Well sure I know God’s first name. Everybody probably knows it’s Andy.” “Andy?!” exclaimed the exasperated and frustrated St. Peter. “Okay I can understand how you came out with your answers to my first two questions but just how in the world did you come up with the name Andy as God’s first name? “Shucks that’s the easiest one of all!” Forrest began to sing, “Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own.” St. Peter opened the pearly gates and said, “Run Forrest run!”

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